I cant say too much because my internet communication is being monitored…
 
These foetal specimens belonged to an ex-FBI agent (whose name i can’t divulge online). They are reportedly of extra terrestrial origin – my sources point to the Reticulum galaxy! It is ludicrous, I know. But I want to believe!
 
Initially I was sceptical myself. This must be a hoax, right? So I sent off tissue samples for DNA testing, but that attracted the attention of the government. They tried to seize these specimens, but I kept some hidden away. The shut down my website, hauled me in for questioning, and generally harassed me until I agreed to stop talking about these strange foetal creatures. I mean, wtf? This is serious conspiracy shit!
 
I figure that if I can only get these specimens out into the wider world, then other people can try to spread the news. THEY can’t shut us all up, right? THEY cant cover this up forever.. The truth is out there!
 
If you order this test-tube baby alien, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• handmade shipping crate
 
DISCLAIMER: only extra terrestrial creatures are harmed to bring you this product.
 
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.

FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)