Test Tube Baby – Alien
£37.50
I cant say too much because my internet communication is being monitored…
These foetal specimens belonged to an ex-FBI agent (whose name i can’t divulge online). They are reportedly of extra terrestrial origin – my sources point to the Reticulum galaxy! It is ludicrous, I know. But I want to believe!
Initially I was sceptical myself. This must be a hoax, right? So I sent off tissue samples for DNA testing, but that attracted the attention of the government. They tried to seize these specimens, but I kept some hidden away. The shut down my website, hauled me in for questioning, and generally harassed me until I agreed to stop talking about these strange foetal creatures. I mean, wtf? This is serious conspiracy shit!
I figure that if I can only get these specimens out into the wider world, then other people can try to spread the news. THEY can’t shut us all up, right? THEY cant cover this up forever.. The truth is out there!
If you order this test-tube baby alien, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• handmade shipping crate
DISCLAIMER: only extra terrestrial creatures are harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.
FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)
XMAS SHIPPING INFORMATION
This Zombieking webshop closes at 12midday on Friday 19th December. It will reopen in the new year.
The last day for 1st class post in the UK is Saturday 20th December.
This week, all orders will be sent by Royal Mail Tracked 24. They will be posted on Friday afternoon or Saturday morning at the very latest.
Please get your orders in asap to avoid disappointment or delays which are outside of my control!
SHIPPING COSTS UK
Shipping is charged at a flat rate.
– £3.85 for small items (Severed Head Necklaces)
– £6.50 for a parcel (Test Tube Babies)
This is a flat fee charged once per order.
Buying multiple items will not cost you any extra in delivery.
The rate is based on the largest item in your order.
SHIPPING OUTSIDE THE UK
Shipping overseas will resume in January.
Shipping Countries: United Kingdom (UK)
Terms and Conditions
TERMS & CONDITIONS
Terms & Conditions for all artworks and listings hosted at https://baphomart.com/shop/zombieking
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YOUR ORDER
All artworks are handmade, as such they are subject to stock availability. In the event that we are unable to supply the goods, we will inform you of this as soon as possible. A refund will be given if we cannot supply your order. All prices shown online are inclusive of VAT where applicable.
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SHIPPING & DELIVERY
While we hope your purchase arrives with you promptly, problems can arise which are outside of our control – such as delays during busy periods, postal strikes, hold ups at customs. You are responsible for any additional charges payable upon delivery – such as import duty.
All orders are posted & tracked via Royal Mail.Â
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RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We gladly accept returns and exchanges on most non-custom items. Please contact us within 14 days of delivery to request a return. Items must be shipped back within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be returned unused, undamaged, and in their original packaging. Buyers are responsible for any loss in value if an item is damaged while in their care.
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs.
Once the returned item is received and inspected, we will process your refund (minus original shipping costs). Refunds are issued to the original payment method.
It will not always be possible to exchange or replace an order, as artworks are handmade in limited quantities. If it is not possible in such a case, we would issue a refund.Â
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EXCEPTIONS
Custom, commissioned, or otherwise personalized items are considered a final sale. They cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged or defective.
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INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY & CONTENT USAGE
The artist ‘Zombieking’ (Mr C Fairrie) owns all copyright of physical artworks and digital media relating to such products.
Physical works may not be reproduced, either in physical or digital form without written permission.
Digital media may be viewed, or shared with attribution. It cannot be reproduced, modified, or used commercially.
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A FINAL WORD
If there is an issue with your order, please get in touch and we shall endeavour to resolve the problem quickly and smoothly.
Thank you,
Chris Zombieking
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