• Asmodeus Icon (Ασμοδαίος)

    Asmodeus (Ασμοδαίος), as depicted in Collin de Plancy ‘s Dictionnaire Infernal (1863).

    Handmade pyrography, adorned on a big Sycamore wooden disc.
    • Dimensions: 25 x 1.5cm

    “Though Ashmedai now permitted himself to be led off unresistingly, he acted most peculiarly on the way to Solomon. He brushed against a palm tree and uprooted it; he knocked against a house and overturned it; and when, at the request of a poor woman, he was turning aside from her hut, he broke a bone, and asked with grim humor: “Is it not written, ‘A soft tongue [the woman’s entreaty] breaketh the bone’?” (Prov. xxv. 15). A blind man going astray he set in the right path, and a similar kindness he did for a drunkard. He wept when a wedding company passed them, and laughed at one who asked his shoemaker to make him shoes to last for seven years, and at a magician who was publicly showing his skill. Having finally arrived at the end of the journey, Ashmedai, after several days of waiting, was led before Solomon, who told him that he wanted nothing of him but the shamir. Ashmedai thereupon informed the king where it could be obtained.

    Solomon then questioned him about his strange conduct on the journey. Ashmedai answered that he judged persons and things according to their real character and not according to their appearance in the eyes of human beings. He cried when he saw the wedding company, because he knew the bridegroom had not a month to live; and he laughed at him who wanted shoes to last seven years, because the man would not own them for seven days; also at the magician who pretended to disclose secrets, because he did not know that under his very feet lay a buried treasure.”

  • Severed Head – T-Rex

    How would you like to have a teeny tiny tyrant king’s noggin to wear around your neck? Well, check out this bad boy!
     
    This is a head, severed from a foetal specimen. The meat, bone and pipes are visible in their stump. It is for you to decide whether this is gross or cute.
     
    As you can imagine, a little dinosaur head is a delicate item. They are hand-made and although they are varnished, care still needs to be taken to avoid being damaged and scuffed over time.
     
    When you order this item, you will receive one T-Rex’s severed head (as pictured). Each head has a fixing embedded in its neck meat, with a corded necklace strung through it. It is supplied in a small organza bag.
     
    Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
    Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
    I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.

  • Test Tube Baby – T-Rex

    Just because the K-Pg extinction event occurred 66 million years ago, does not mean that you can’t own your own baby T-Rex!
     
    This is our largest specimen to date – almost too long for the glass tube. Cleary this brute was gonna grow up to be one bad motherfucker. But sadly, it failed to wreak havoc on the world as it did not hatch from the egg.
     
    Commonly these foetal T-Rex specimens have a green skin colouring, varying in shade from drab olive to a vibrant green. I’ve seen a handful that are crimson, and less with pattern or stripes on their flanks. But so far none of the specimens have had feathers. That would just be ludicrous – what wild imaginations scientists have these days!
     
    These mean ol’ cutie pies need new homes. Are you ready to adopt the littlest of lizard kings?
     

    If you order a test-tube baby t-rex, this is what you’ll receive:
    • 1 x hand-prepared t-rex foetus specimen
    • specimen report
    • 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
    • 1x handmade shipping crate

     
    DISCLAIMER: Only extinct creatures were harmed to bring you this product.
     
    Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
    Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
    I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.

     

    FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
    You may wish it to be a different colour or might want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)

  • Dinosaur Skeleton Patch – Triceratops, jurassic horror patch, creepy cute, bones patch, skull patch, science, paleontology, prehistoric

    Dinosaur Skeleton Patch based on an illustration of a Triceratops.

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    Screen printed sew on patch. White on black cotton.

    This patch is:
    20cm x 10cm – 8″ x 4″ approx
    Hand printed and cut
    Printed with professional textiles ink and wash safe once ironed*

    *Safe to hand wash. Never machine wash or tumble dry.

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    All my patches are printed on quality cotton (the weight of material used for a dress shirt), not canvas. My patches are hand printed and hand cut so expect variations in the cut edges. When I sew on my patches I like a frayed edge but for a neat edge you can fold the edges under when sewing.

    Most patches will be folded to post, so just run an iron over it when it arrives!

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    Or follow me on Instagram @_toothxnail_ for inspiring customer photos and jacket ideas.

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