• Severed Head – T-Rex

    How would you like to have a teeny tiny tyrant king’s noggin to wear around your neck? Well, check out this bad boy!
     
    This is a head, severed from a foetal specimen. The meat, bone and pipes are visible in their stump. It is for you to decide whether this is gross or cute.
     
    As you can imagine, a little dinosaur head is a delicate item. They are hand-made and although they are varnished, care still needs to be taken to avoid being damaged and scuffed over time.
     
    When you order this item, you will receive one T-Rex’s severed head (as pictured). Each head has a fixing embedded in its neck meat, with a corded necklace strung through it. It is supplied in a small organza bag.
     
    Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
    Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
    I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.

  • Test Tube Baby – T-Rex

    Just because the K-Pg extinction event occurred 66 million years ago, does not mean that you can’t own your own baby T-Rex!
     
    This is our largest specimen to date – almost too long for the glass tube. Cleary this brute was gonna grow up to be one bad motherfucker. But sadly, it failed to wreak havoc on the world as it did not hatch from the egg.
     
    Commonly these foetal T-Rex specimens have a green skin colouring, varying in shade from drab olive to a vibrant green. I’ve seen a handful that are crimson, and less with pattern or stripes on their flanks. But so far none of the specimens have had feathers. That would just be ludicrous – what wild imaginations scientists have these days!
     
    These mean ol’ cutie pies need new homes. Are you ready to adopt the littlest of lizard kings?
     

    If you order a test-tube baby t-rex, this is what you’ll receive:
    • 1 x hand-prepared t-rex foetus specimen
    • specimen report
    • 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
    • 1x handmade shipping crate

     
    DISCLAIMER: Only extinct creatures were harmed to bring you this product.
     
    Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
    Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
    I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.

     

    FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
    You may wish it to be a different colour or might want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)

  • Dinosaur Skeleton Patch – Triceratops, jurassic horror patch, creepy cute, bones patch, skull patch, science, paleontology, prehistoric

    Dinosaur Skeleton Patch based on an illustration of a Triceratops.

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    Screen printed sew on patch. White on black cotton.

    This patch is:
    20cm x 10cm – 8″ x 4″ approx
    Hand printed and cut
    Printed with professional textiles ink and wash safe once ironed*

    *Safe to hand wash. Never machine wash or tumble dry.

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    All my patches are printed on quality cotton (the weight of material used for a dress shirt), not canvas. My patches are hand printed and hand cut so expect variations in the cut edges. When I sew on my patches I like a frayed edge but for a neat edge you can fold the edges under when sewing.

    Most patches will be folded to post, so just run an iron over it when it arrives!

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  • Dr Theobald the Scourger –

    I am very inspired by the look of the plague doctor. So much so in fact I also make masks, and part of Montol involves groups of similarly dressed people in guilds roaming the streets of Penzance on the 21st December every year and entertaining people at the various pubs they stop in. I have made a guild of quack doctors who play music, and add comedy to the evening, with out dated and terrifying cures and questionable sick notes for those who wish to stay in bed the following day. We also have a guise beast called Ratael, a sort of mutant plague-ridden Obby Oss in the form of a rat.

    All except two of the members of the guild are called Dr. Theobald, and this fellow beats the demons and illness out of patients, upon his robes are embroidered leeches, a quacks favoured company. He is just about to set to his evening business, and there will be a lot of people in need of his services tonight, as a meteor has foretold him of this news.

    *Disclaimer* This was designed circa 2015, but apparently foretold some events in 2020

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