• Severed Head – T-Rex

    How would you like to have a teeny tiny tyrant king’s noggin to wear around your neck? Well, check out this bad boy!
     
    This is a head, severed from a foetal specimen. The meat, bone and pipes are visible in their stump. It is for you to decide whether this is gross or cute.
     
    As you can imagine, a little dinosaur head is a delicate item. They are hand-made and although they are varnished, care still needs to be taken to avoid being damaged and scuffed over time.
     
    When you order this item, you will receive one T-Rex’s severed head (as pictured). Each head has a fixing embedded in its neck meat, with a corded necklace strung through it. It is supplied in a small organza bag.
     
    Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
    Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
    I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.

  • Test Tube Baby – T-Rex

    Just because the K-Pg extinction event occurred 66 million years ago, does not mean that you can’t own your own baby T-Rex!
     
    This is our largest specimen to date – almost too long for the glass tube. Cleary this brute was gonna grow up to be one bad motherfucker. But sadly, it failed to wreak havoc on the world as it did not hatch from the egg.
     
    Commonly these foetal T-Rex specimens have a green skin colouring, varying in shade from drab olive to a vibrant green. I’ve seen a handful that are crimson, and less with pattern or stripes on their flanks. But so far none of the specimens have had feathers. That would just be ludicrous – what wild imaginations scientists have these days!
     
    These mean ol’ cutie pies need new homes. Are you ready to adopt the littlest of lizard kings?
     

    If you order a test-tube baby t-rex, this is what you’ll receive:
    • 1 x hand-prepared t-rex foetus specimen
    • specimen report
    • 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
    • 1x handmade shipping crate

     
    DISCLAIMER: Only extinct creatures were harmed to bring you this product.
     
    Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
    Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
    I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.

     

    FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
    You may wish it to be a different colour or might want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)

  • Dinosaur Skeleton Patch – Triceratops, jurassic horror patch, creepy cute, bones patch, skull patch, science, paleontology, prehistoric

    Dinosaur Skeleton Patch based on an illustration of a Triceratops.

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    Screen printed sew on patch. White on black cotton.

    This patch is:
    20cm x 10cm – 8″ x 4″ approx
    Hand printed and cut
    Printed with professional textiles ink and wash safe once ironed*

    *Safe to hand wash. Never machine wash or tumble dry.

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    All my patches are printed on quality cotton (the weight of material used for a dress shirt), not canvas. My patches are hand printed and hand cut so expect variations in the cut edges. When I sew on my patches I like a frayed edge but for a neat edge you can fold the edges under when sewing.

    Most patches will be folded to post, so just run an iron over it when it arrives!

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  • Handmade blank spellbook with Skeleton cover

    The one with the Skeletons.

    Handmade blank spellbook/notebook/sketchbook

    Roughly A5.

    Stained and dyed paper, entirely handstitched in place. Cover made from recycled cardboard, wrapping paper and denim scraps, with skeleton deisgn and gear embellishments. Ribbon tie to close and envelope at the back for random notes.

     

    The book is made to look, smell, and feel old. Some of the pages may be creased or torn. Stains, tears, and any wonkyness  are all part of the aesthetic.

  • Handmade blank spellbook with ‘human skin’

    The Human Skin one.

    Roughly A6.

    Stained and dyed paper, entirely handstitched in place. Cover made from recycled cardboard, wrapping paper and faux leather scraps, with painted hand-poured and painted latex embellishments. Ribbon bookmark to keep your place and little envelope at the back for random notes.

     

    The book is made to look, smell, and feel old. Some of the pages may be creased or torn. Stains, tears, and any wonkyness  are all part of the aesthetic.

  • Release the Bats! Handmade journal

    Release the Bats!
    Small blank book for spells, sketches, shit lists…
    Made from recycled paper, fabrics (it’s faux leather), metal fittings and vintage plastic button.
    Completely hand stitched and dyed, fabricated to look and smell old.
    It has a subtle scent of vanilla, coffee, and tobacco
    Each page has a different marbled and stained look, some might be torn or creased. There might be uneven edges, imperfect lines, or aspects of the fabrication process exposed, these are not defects with the book, they are all part of the aesthetic.
    Ties closed with a pocket envelope in the back to hold little bits.

    Measures 13 x 14 cm

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