-
Dark Valentine’s Day Card – Horror – You’re Beautiful Inside and Out!
Beauty isn’t only skin deep, you’ve gotta peel that back to see their true beauty!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Test Tube Baby – Minotaur
I bet his milkshake brings all the cows to the yard!
This cute little fella is looking for a new place to call home. He’s no trouble really… he doesnt eat much and is fully house-trained. Can you help?
As you can see from the photos, most specimens are of caucasian skin-colour, with brown fur. All are boys!
If you order a test-tube baby minotaur, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared minotaur foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• 1x handmade packing crate
DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures were harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour, have longer horns, or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: ZombiekingTest Tube Baby – Minotaur
£37.50 -
-
Birthday Card – Horror – Best Witches for your Birthday!
Send your best wishes – or rather Best Witches, to that magical someone on their birthday with this unique card.
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Birthday Card – Horror – Have A Killer Day
Wish someone a Killer day with this bloody good birthday card!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Birthday Card – Horror – Hope You Get Spoilt Rotten
Send this card to someone who ought to be spoilt rotten on their birthday.
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Birthday Card – Horror – Cadaver Great Day
Wish some BODY a great day on their birthday with this DEAD funny card!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Birthday Card – Horror – Another Year Closer
Be sure to inform that special someone, they are another year closer to Death’s warm embrace!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Birthday Card – Horror – An Arm & A Leg
Send this to someone who loves a bit of gore on their birthday.
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Birthday Card – Horror – Happy Womb Escape Day
Celebrate someone’s great escape with this ̶m̶e̶s̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶p̶ dark humoured greetings card.
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Birthday Card – Horror – Surprise Alien Chest Buster
Surprise that special someone with this Chest Busting Birthday Card!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Dark Valentine’s Day Card – Horror – You’re My Soulmate!
Have you found your true Soulmate? What better way to tell them, than with this BOO-tiful Valentine’s Card?!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Dark Valentine’s Day Card – Horror – My Heart is Yours
Offer your Heart to your love this Valentine’s Day.
Not literally, of course, that would be silly! Just send this card instead, I’m sure they will get the message!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Dark Valentine’s Day Card – Horror – My Life Without You
Have you found the one where even death will not part you?
Send this to the one you want to be with, in this life and the next!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Dark Valentine’s Day Card – Horror – I Only Have Eyes For You
What says ‘I Love You’ more than a jar of eyeballs, am I right?! No? OK then, this card is the next best thing, I guess!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos -
Dark Valentine’s Day Card – Horror – BE My Valentine!
Nothing says I love you more than the threat of Violence **Joking of course** Send this horror themed card to your crush this Valentine’s Day!
£3.95 Sold by: Art of Phagos
British Pound








