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Severed Head – Human Foetus
This necklace is a conversation starter. Not always a good conversation, but trust me – people will comment!
Be prepared to explain why you have a tiny severed head hanging under you massive attached head. (Massive only by comparison, I mean. Your head is a normal size, and I like it very much!) Are you a simply a sicko? Or are you allowing this neverborn soul to experience the world?
This necklace is the head from an incomplete foetal specimen. Most have standard human origins, others are mermaid heads, and others from even more peculiar specimens. Once decapitated they are impossible to tell apart.
As pictured, at time of listing I have heads available in two skin tones, Caucasian and Black.
As you can imagine, a tiny head is a delicate item. They are hand-made and although they are varnished, care still needs to be taken to avoid being damaged and scuffed over time.
When you order this item, you will receive one severed baby head (as pictured). Each head has a fixing embedded in the top of its skull, with a corded necklace strung through it. It is supplied in a small organza bag.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.£15.00 Sold by: ZombiekingSevered Head – Human Foetus
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Severed Head – Zombie Unicorn
People say that a unicorn horn brings good luck – yet a zombie unicorn horn is an omen of bad times.
But people also say that the number 13 is unlucky. I know many tattooed individuals who disagree with that idea. What kind of superstitious are you? Does luck even exist?
This necklace is the head from an incomplete foetal specimen. As is normal with these specimens, it has chunks of missing flesh with inner workings on display.
As you can imagine, a tiny head is a delicate item. They are hand-made and although they are varnished, care still needs to be taken to avoid being damaged and scuffed over time.
When you order this item, you will receive one zombie unicorn’s severed head (as pictured). Each head has a fixing embedded in its stump, with a corded necklace strung through it. It is supplied in a small organza bag.
Please note: this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.£15.00 Sold by: Zombieking -
Severed Head – Unicorn
People say that a rabbit’s foot is lucky. A unicorn’s horn is luckier still, but an entire unicorn’s head… I don’t even know how to quantify how lucky that may be? Although it certainly wasn’t lucky for the unicorn involved.
This necklace is the head from an incomplete foetal specimen. The contents of its meaty neck are visible in the stump. Whether it is adorable or creepy is for you to decide.
The horns on these critters come in a number of colours – pink, blue, and purple are available at time of listing.
As you can imagine, a tiny head is a delicate item. They are hand-made and although they are varnished, care still needs to be taken to avoid being damaged and scuffed over time.
When you order this item, you will receive one severed unicorn head (as pictured, but with a horn colour of your choosing). Each head has a fixing embedded in its neck meat, with a corded necklace strung through it. It is supplied in a small organza bag.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.£15.00 Sold by: ZombiekingSevered Head – Unicorn
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Severed Head – T-Rex
How would you like to have a teeny tiny tyrant king’s noggin to wear around your neck? Well, check out this bad boy!
This is a head, severed from a foetal specimen. The meat, bone and pipes are visible in their stump. It is for you to decide whether this is gross or cute.
As you can imagine, a little dinosaur head is a delicate item. They are hand-made and although they are varnished, care still needs to be taken to avoid being damaged and scuffed over time.
When you order this item, you will receive one T-Rex’s severed head (as pictured). Each head has a fixing embedded in its neck meat, with a corded necklace strung through it. It is supplied in a small organza bag.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.£17.50 Sold by: ZombiekingSevered Head – T-Rex
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Test Tube Display Rack
What’s that…? You need a display rack for your growing collection of testtube babies?
Well, me ol’d matey, I have just the thing for you! This here Test Tube Display Rack is a marvel of the modern world. It’s drafted up by myself on a computer-box. Then we take a lovely sheet of birch ply and chopped it up like a jigsaw using a laser. The future is here! 😉
Standard test tube holders don’t allow visibility of the contents – so it required a bespoke solution. I designed this specifically to hold securely and best display a set of foetus specimens. I laser cut the design at a local studio and assemble by hand.
The rack can hold 5x specimens.
Dimensions are approx. 6.5cm wide x 22cm long x 11cm high
Please note, that Lasercut wooden items often have a burnt aroma about them. This does fade over time, but it is normal to have this odour.£10.00 Sold by: ZombiekingTest Tube Display Rack
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Test Tube Baby – Devilgoat
The Devilgoat.
Named so, due to the devil-like red/black skin and fur colouration, the goat horns, the cloven hooves. AND of course, the occult symbol emblazoned on it’s forehead! (Bit of a lazy moniker if you ask me.)
The source of these strange little beasts could indicate that they do indeed trace their lineage to Hell. However, I am not going to claim these specimens are (sac)religious relics. I will include the anecdotal information in their specimen report, so if you are lucky enough to get one in your possession then can decide for yourself.
Curiously, this foetal beast bears a near identical appearance to the Satyr/Faun specimens I also have processed in recent years. This similarity suggests a common biological ancestry. Although it is only the Devilgoats which have a single refined birthmark on their forehead – which take the shape of established esoteric symbols.
If you order this test-tube baby devilgoat, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• 1x handmade packing crate
DISCLAIMER: Only mythical creatures were harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.
FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to have a certain sigil on its head or you might want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: ZombiekingTest Tube Baby – Devilgoat
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Test Tube Baby – T-Rex
Just because the K-Pg extinction event occurred 66 million years ago, does not mean that you can’t own your own baby T-Rex!
This is our largest specimen to date – almost too long for the glass tube. Cleary this brute was gonna grow up to be one bad motherfucker. But sadly, it failed to wreak havoc on the world as it did not hatch from the egg.
Commonly these foetal T-Rex specimens have a green skin colouring, varying in shade from drab olive to a vibrant green. I’ve seen a handful that are crimson, and less with pattern or stripes on their flanks. But so far none of the specimens have had feathers. That would just be ludicrous – what wild imaginations scientists have these days!
These mean ol’ cutie pies need new homes. Are you ready to adopt the littlest of lizard kings?
If you order a test-tube baby t-rex, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared t-rex foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• 1x handmade shipping crate
DISCLAIMER: Only extinct creatures were harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour or might want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: ZombiekingTest Tube Baby – T-Rex
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Test Tube Baby – Minotaur
I bet his milkshake brings all the cows to the yard!
This cute little fella is looking for a new place to call home. He’s no trouble really… he doesnt eat much and is fully house-trained. Can you help?
As you can see from the photos, most specimens are of caucasian skin-colour, with brown fur. All are boys!
If you order a test-tube baby minotaur, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared minotaur foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• 1x handmade packing crate
DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures were harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour, have longer horns, or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: ZombiekingTest Tube Baby – Minotaur
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Test Tube Baby – Zombie Unicorn
Oh my days… do I see a zombie unicorn before my eyes?!
These beautiful grotesque little critters appear mostly in the dappled grey of their regualr unicorn kin (as pictured). Although occasionally they
are a foetid green, caused by their undead flesh having turned necrotic!).
They have chunks of missing flesh and their guts are hanging out. I know they’re a bit icky, but they’re just so bloody adorable. You need this specimen in your life, you really do.
If you order a test-tube baby zombie unicorn, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared zombie unicorn foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• 1x handmade packing crate
DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures were harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour horn and hooves, an extra long horn, or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: Zombieking -
Test Tube Baby – Alien
I cant say too much because my internet communication is being monitored…
These foetal specimens belonged to an ex-FBI agent (whose name i can’t divulge online). They are reportedly of extra terrestrial origin – my sources point to the Reticulum galaxy! It is ludicrous, I know. But I want to believe!
Initially I was sceptical myself. This must be a hoax, right? So I sent off tissue samples for DNA testing, but that attracted the attention of the government. They tried to seize these specimens, but I kept some hidden away. The shut down my website, hauled me in for questioning, and generally harassed me until I agreed to stop talking about these strange foetal creatures. I mean, wtf? This is serious conspiracy shit!
I figure that if I can only get these specimens out into the wider world, then other people can try to spread the news. THEY can’t shut us all up, right? THEY cant cover this up forever.. The truth is out there!
If you order this test-tube baby alien, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• handmade shipping crate
DISCLAIMER: only extra terrestrial creatures are harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: ZombiekingTest Tube Baby – Alien
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Test Tube Baby – Frankenfoetus
Are there any horror fans in the house?!
Good. Well to you guys I say, forget all of those cute unicorn foetuses and dead merbaby specimens that I peddle.. THIS is the specimen for you!
It certainly bears a resemblance to a certain creature portrayed by Boris Karloff some years ago. But of course that was all movie fiction, based of the writings of a young lady 200 years ago. Yet inspite of this far fetched tale of fiction, maybe there was a kernel of truth. For here we have an unborn monster!
These little fellas mostly come in shades of green. Sometimes a perky bright hue (as pictured) or with a sickly drab olive pallor. I’ve had the odd foetus so dark green as to appear almost black – presumably due to extreme tissue necrosis before embalming or preservation chemicals had been administered.
If you order a test-tube baby Frankenfoetus, this is what you’ll receive:
• 1 x hand-prepared frankenbaby foetus specimen
• specimen report
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• 1x handmade shipping crate
DISCLAIMER: only ficticious creatures are harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.
FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: Zombieking -
Test Tube Baby – Mermaid
Ok. I know that technically I should be calling these specimens ‘sea-nymphs’, because mermaid is an inaccurate classification for the boy specimens. But you get the idea, right..  What about mer-baby, how does that sound?
Aww, these are the most human looking critters i’ve had in my hands for some time. And, just like our own offspring, these guys need lots of affection. Can you offer this merbaby love, a good home, and more?
The specimens currently available have caucasian skin-colour, with lustrous tails. At time of writing, the tail colours available are blue, pink, purple, and green.
If you order a test-tube merbaby,  this is what you’ll receive:- 1 x hand-prepared merbaby foetus specimen
specimen report adoption certificate- 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
- handmade packing crate
DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures are harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour or patterning, or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: ZombiekingTest Tube Baby – Mermaid
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Test Tube Baby – Unicorn
Hands up who wants a baby unicorn!
So that’s pretty much everyone then, yeah? Well that’s good cos these adorable little guys are in need of new homes.As you can see from the photos, most of our unicorn specimens have a pale grey skin, but their horns & hooves can be a variety of colours. I currently have pink, blue and jade green in stock. while i try and ensure your unicorn looks like the one pictured, it is inevitable variations will occur in colour.
Each is supplied with a personalised specimen report, with their name, number, and some detail on their origins.
If you order a test-tube baby unicorn,  this is what you’ll receive:
- 1 x hand-prepared unicorn foetus specimen
specimen report adoption certificate- 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
- handmade packing crate
DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures are harmed to bring you this product.
Please note – this item is faux taxidermy.
Each piece is sculpted, moulded, cast, handpainted, and varnished.
I prepare all specimens personally, with much love.FAQ: Yes, I can customise specimens.
You may wish it to be a different colour, have a very long horn, or you may simply want to choose a specific name to be written on the specimen report. This is all possible, however such variations may also incur additional cost, depending on the work required. Please get in touch before placing an order and we can discuss these things. (Please note – this will not be possible before Xmas.)£37.50 Sold by: ZombiekingTest Tube Baby – Unicorn
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